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Произведение «Lesson 1. Alfa-Bat», созданное музыкальным коллективом Anthony Driverson, публикуется на условиях лицензии:
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- A. Driverson, T. E. Acher
- Автор музыки
- Anthony Driverson
- Исполнитель
- Anthony Driverson
- Описание
- Песня - шутливое пособие для учителей анлийского языка. Всё то, что хочет сказать преподаватель учащимся на своих уроках, но в силу этических и моральных устоев, не может.
- Альбом
- Emergence
- Студия
- Записано в домашней студии звукозаписи
- Текст
- Lesson 1. Alfa-Bat
Hello, little suckers!
Stand up, you, dirty bitches
Your new life is starting:
I’m bringing you the reaches of the language
Spit out the sandwich!
I’m the Master of this classroom!
See this bat?
Do you see this bat?
I can mistake your head for a ball
And have a game of baseball!
The topic of our lesson is the alphabet
Don’t you forget about my bat!
Alphabet
The letters are useful
The letters form syllables
Why do you have your mouth full?
It’s not a fucking cinema, bloody idiots!
(Freddy Krueger)
My hand will be hot
From slapping your ugly faces
Watch my knife
Watch my fucking knife
That’s my gun
Wanna see how much blood have you got?
I gonna make a shot
The topic of our lesson is the Alphabet
Now put your hands behind your head!
Alphabet
Now listen, dumb assholes,
Open wide your dirty souls
A, b, c, d, e, f, g
H, I, j, k, l, m, n, o, p
Q, r, s, t, u, and v,
W, x, y, and z
Very easy as you see
Very easy, yes, we see
Now repeat some important words:
Fucking
(Fucking)
Crazy
(Crazy)
Blow
(Blow)
Fucking crazy blow
(Fucking crazy blow)
Fucking crazy teacher
(Fucking crazy teacher)
I will learn my lesson
(I will learn my lesson)
I will learn the Alphabet
(We will learn the Alphabet)
I’ll fucking check it next time
(We’ll fucking learn it next time)
I bet you will…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…..
Alphabet
Alphabet
The lesson is over, motherfuckers. See you soon…
I said: the lesson is over, assholes! Shut your fucking yapper and kick yourselves out.
T.E. Acher